Workers everywhere need a little break but why spend your small lunch break scarfing down a sad rice bowl when you could nourish yourself with funny memes? We’ve gathered the funniest work-related memes and tweets to get you chuckling in the breakroom.

Not only is this a trove of hilarious memes about low pay and annoying bosses, but there are tips for surviving the labor force. The number one rule is never to hook up with a coworker. One Twitter user updated their previous stance on the topic after what we can only suspect was a messy affair. I would give anything to see the drama on that user’s work group chat. Another worker recounted how she got her mother to message her a fake emergency so she could get out of work. Now, her boss has a very distorted view of her father. Tip: keep the get-out-of-work lies simple, you’re grandparents can only die so often.

Scroll down and learn why one woman’s boss insists on pausing meetings to feed the ravens in her backyard.